4/18/09
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Trying to reach a broader spectrum of humans to warn and guide them into peaceful existence, I joined an online group. I'll not mention the group to assure the members neutral or otherwise supportive of my efforts are protected against the violent propagandists of Earth's culture.Let me explain. Mr. Gibson through one of his brainwashed followers attempted to sabotage my intentions.
The following subversive action took place: this individual maintaining a biographical site on Mr. Gibson trashed the content of this site calling it "radical, despicable and degrading to women and Christian's."
I needed Crystal’s guidance. I showed the criticism to Crystal and she explained. “First cheer-up then research Mel Gibson, look into the Strong Catholic and Republican beliefs and there will lay the answer. In addition, you just bopped the Governor and one of the most prominent figures in the Republican Party. The man is a staunch Republican and you posted comments on the Christian Right and the Republican Party. Posted a story chastising Governor Palin...you can’t do that. And please just don’t get Fox news network’s attention; they’ll tear you to shreds if you don’t agree with all their opinions.”
“I posted the truth.. What is bopped” Crystal rolled her eyes and I made a note to study this terminology further.
“You’re in for a rocky road. These Catholics are... they're..you know the Pope and all Well Mega man even if I explain. You’ll have to do the research on your own."
Crystal assured me the content of the site wasn’t... as the man had put it, "radical, despicable and degrading to women and Christian's." I made a note to study: Christians, The Pope, Fox News Network and more. Too much to research and so little time to save your race.
Crystal explained that the woman was probably feeling left out because I hadn't yet included her in the pronghorn maneuver and or perhaps a man jealous of my ability to accommodate the needs of earthling woman. I agreed and sought out more research.
I uncovered a mountain of information on this Gibson character.
I conclude we will be enemies for life.
1. Watching the content of Mr. Gibson’s movies I conclude:peace and serenity is the furthest thing from Mr. Gibson’s mind. How can we be allies?
2. Mr. Gibson may be another ambassador from ponghornia left behind from a previous failed mission to Earth. I know.. I know..This is a radical conclusion, Let me explain, Mr. Gibson from observance of his movies enjoys showing his ass. Millions of people see these movies, yes?.
Just watch his movies, if you doubt me. My Dervila? He must get great pleasure from showing his ass.
Next: Interpreting the results of my recent experiences and research:I conclude that being stripped nude and being forced to stand in front of strangers is an unpleasant if not torturous experience for humans. http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/40/055.html
news:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3080182736973832540
Next: Standing nude before strangers is a time honored custom and an honor for pronghornians. So. The conclusion Mel Gibson is an alien and a traitor that joined your ranks. Most probably..Govenor Palin recognized the pronghorn maneuver and immediately contacted Mr. Gibson. Fearing extradition, he seeks to destroy me.
Please see previous post for further explanation on my experiences with Governor Palin.
Questions that arose during my investigation of Mel Gibson.
What is Anti-Semitism? Possibly contact Mr. Gibson since it seems he is one.
Why do Christians, Jews and Muslims hate, despise and kill each other, when they all study relatively the same transcripts, which teach them to live peacefully.
I have other thoughts but until next time humans, please try to stay alive. I have much work to accomplish.
The following subversive action took place: this individual maintaining a biographical site on Mr. Gibson trashed the content of this site calling it "radical, despicable and degrading to women and Christian's."
I needed Crystal’s guidance. I showed the criticism to Crystal and she explained. “First cheer-up then research Mel Gibson, look into the Strong Catholic and Republican beliefs and there will lay the answer. In addition, you just bopped the Governor and one of the most prominent figures in the Republican Party. The man is a staunch Republican and you posted comments on the Christian Right and the Republican Party. Posted a story chastising Governor Palin...you can’t do that. And please just don’t get Fox news network’s attention; they’ll tear you to shreds if you don’t agree with all their opinions.”
“I posted the truth.. What is bopped” Crystal rolled her eyes and I made a note to study this terminology further.
“You’re in for a rocky road. These Catholics are... they're..you know the Pope and all Well Mega man even if I explain. You’ll have to do the research on your own."
Crystal assured me the content of the site wasn’t... as the man had put it, "radical, despicable and degrading to women and Christian's." I made a note to study: Christians, The Pope, Fox News Network and more. Too much to research and so little time to save your race.
Crystal explained that the woman was probably feeling left out because I hadn't yet included her in the pronghorn maneuver and or perhaps a man jealous of my ability to accommodate the needs of earthling woman. I agreed and sought out more research.
I uncovered a mountain of information on this Gibson character.
I conclude we will be enemies for life.
1. Watching the content of Mr. Gibson’s movies I conclude:peace and serenity is the furthest thing from Mr. Gibson’s mind. How can we be allies?
2. Mr. Gibson may be another ambassador from ponghornia left behind from a previous failed mission to Earth. I know.. I know..This is a radical conclusion, Let me explain, Mr. Gibson from observance of his movies enjoys showing his ass. Millions of people see these movies, yes?.
Just watch his movies, if you doubt me. My Dervila? He must get great pleasure from showing his ass.
Next: Interpreting the results of my recent experiences and research:I conclude that being stripped nude and being forced to stand in front of strangers is an unpleasant if not torturous experience for humans. http://www.hartford-hwp.com/archives/40/055.html
news:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3080182736973832540
Next: Standing nude before strangers is a time honored custom and an honor for pronghornians. So. The conclusion Mel Gibson is an alien and a traitor that joined your ranks. Most probably..Govenor Palin recognized the pronghorn maneuver and immediately contacted Mr. Gibson. Fearing extradition, he seeks to destroy me.
Please see previous post for further explanation on my experiences with Governor Palin.
Questions that arose during my investigation of Mel Gibson.
What is Anti-Semitism? Possibly contact Mr. Gibson since it seems he is one.
Why do Christians, Jews and Muslims hate, despise and kill each other, when they all study relatively the same transcripts, which teach them to live peacefully.
I have other thoughts but until next time humans, please try to stay alive. I have much work to accomplish.
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4 comments:
May I pose another question? Why does this ass baring pronghornian with a Jesus fetish dislike Jews so much? Have they deterred him in his mission in some way? Was he the victim of sabotage? It may explain his hostility.
Human referred to as Bladerunner. I thank you for your comment and question. First I commend you for your insightfulness. I believe your questions deserve a well-researched and accurate answer,so I will post-pone the majority of my answer to you until I have researched this alien that refers to himself as Gibson. I want to assure you I have reproted him to the proper authorities on Pronghornia.
The authorities there believe Gibson suffers from a rare disease Pronghornia Deficienia, there by making him unable to preform the pronghorn manuever.
I've run out of time. I will expand on my explanation further in a later post. Please be patient human, control your urge to commit mass murder and by all means until I've controlled the overwhelming urge to kill, maim and destroy others,please continue to overpopulate the planet.
Thank God. Someone else who hates Mel Gibson and his films. Don't you agree that his remake of that classic movie The Life of Brian was nowhere near as funny as the original?
No it wasn't.. but then again nothing Mel Gibson does is funny...
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