MegaMan Will Be Watching!

After Leaving Crystals I found myself indigent, alone and disgraced. I had nowhere to turn and found that travel, food or even to continue my research is impossible without funding. I knew if I could get to the White House and Congress either the Money Tree or the never ending source of free government funding for worthless projects that produce nothing would be available to me. So I lowered my standards and took to the streets.



I received my first commission almost immediately. A young man approximately eleven years of age requested my assistance in combating a monster that tormented him. The monster he described as the Bogey man. He became agitated and anxious as he described the creature, I interpreted his anxiety as a perfect candidate for funding.
Too anxious and afraid to describe the creature adequately for me to plan a proper strategy, I scanned his memory.. this is the vision I received.





Horrible. I informed the child that this wouldn't be free, that my services were expensive and that...holy cow I had an idea. Monster insurance..first I would rid this unscrupulous character from the child's bedroom and then charge him handily for the insurance



The boy informed his mother. It took some persuasion, I provided her with a reference The Queen as to my character and of course my good friend Crystal. She acquiesced after making two phone calls. We were off.

The ride to the home was a short one. I explained the terms of the insurance and the monthly costs, the probable payoff and she was hooked on the monster insurance.

I informed her that the contracts were still in the process of being developed, but the overall stability of my company is assured. She wrote a check, seems working three jobs providing for her three children, with no medical insurance, barely making ends meat and to top it off the child kept her up for the two hours of the day she had time to actually sleep. Seemed like a hard life,but I knew my cause was good and ripping her off, would be for the overall common good.

Once we arrived she wrote a check, signed up for direct deposit and I proceeded into the bedroom. It seemed the monster was an animal referred to as a squirrel:

The fight began.



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With the creature eliminated and the child calm.

I took the money.

Before leaving, I explained to her that a Congressional Comittee may be calling her to vouch for my unscrupulous and despicable business practices and asking if my services were productive in any fashion other than to transfer money from one source to another.

I further explained that her testimony was tantamount to my efforts in Saving the World.

She agreed to represent me.

I thanked her for allowing me to rip her off, she seemed receptive sand accustomed to getting ripped-off.

I bought my ticket and headed to the airport.