6/19/09
Recent events have ended my trip to the Middle East..Please watch this shocking video with the utmost of caution..Please be warned it contains shocking and graphic display of murder and violence..!

First this may seem like an innocent act of self-defense..But it is an egregious assault on the peoples of Shitopia.

I knew this fly.. President Obama has stepped over the line this time. His planned genocide and discrimination to this poor Christian fly this innocent of species is an egregious assault on all decent and compassionate in this world.

Will no one come forward?

What of the people of twitter?Will they not take to there keyboards and inspire a revolution to save these flies!

I promise you my readers he shall never get a heroes costume.. never..I shall save the flies! I shall save them! Please all take to twitter..take to the streets and protest this madness.

Is PETA the only agency of decency and intelligence in this world? While the rest of you selfish and murderous beings waste time trying to feed your children, protect the world from psychotic and deranged leaders, working at jobs that provide inadequate health care..Oh I could go on..What is wrong with you selfish self-centered humans?

Save the flies and you save planet Earth! I now have the key!! This is how the planet will end..

The fly an innocent undereducated unregistered alien from Shitopia was merely attempting to find a pile of shit to work in this country. I realize the importance of providing jobs for American flies, but this attack is an atrocity!

The fly assassination may have gone unnoticed as a mere pest removal by President Obama, but with my super-secret recording apparatus I was able to record the entire incident.

Mind you this conversation took place subliminally between President Obama and this innocent alien..Yes your government is covering up alien contact..More on this later..

And Earthlings thought they were the most intelligent species on this planet..Flies...I have little time for this..

But for now realize that President Obama can communicate with these peaceful and highly intelligent species named flies..

I want you to know I personally new this man's larvae and they are all mourning the loss..The pile of shit that he grew up in wasn't the greatest of upbringing's..

Ah I have let my emotions run wild..

Let me get to the point...

Follow the incident..I will give you the time-line of the entire incident...


At 28 seconds into the video....He asks President Obama."Hey ..I'm looking for a pile of shit to work..I need to feed my family..I hear that your dropping a big pile of shit in this meeting.." The fly asked peacefully and respectfully.

Now mind you this is merely a innocent being looking for a pile of shit to work, to feed his family and he wasn't looking for trouble. Just hard-times came his way.

At 32 seconds..President Obama responds..I think your "Confused and disoriented"

Between 32-37 seconds..Hey I can smell bullshit from a mile away and their is a pile of it here..Now I know my business and the convention of Bullshit clearly states that flies may feed off the bull-shit of all politicians.. in return for our...Ahhhhhhhhhh...Tell my wife and kids I love them,,,

At 37 seconds.. President Obama preemptive strikes at LV Shit..without provocation in direct violation of the BS Convention for Battle..

President Obama begins his shit talking and taunting of the now dying fly..

"What do you think of that you little bastard..Hm mm I'm the man yeah I'm the main man the President of the U.S. Of A and I can do what ever I want...Yeah the main man.. I killed the fly.."

At 40 seconds.. With his last breathe LV shit cries. "Obama you shall pay for this.. The people of Shitopia will seek revenge.."

At 42 seconds.. Obama responds.."What do you think you're going to fuck with me?? I shall exterminate your entire race.."

At 51 seconds... The President continues.."Look what happens when you fuck with me..remember that..take a good look at the dead mother-fucker..This will be the fate of all flies on Earth if they meddle.."

This is the subliminal messages sent back and forth between this innocent ambassador of peace to Earth and the homicidal maniac President Obama..The genocide he has planned..I ask for all support of all humans to stop this genocide..

He has broken the peace accord that has stood for thousands of years between man and this life form on an intellectual plain higher than humans can ever imagine..

I ask all of you take to the streets! Post on twitter!

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5 comments:

Chris@Maugeritaville said...

Nice work! I think that video may just replace the Zapruder film as the most relevant recording of political violence in history.

Megaman the MadMan said...

I am here to save you!!Flies are such...delicate and loving creatures we must save them..who would live on our shit?

Harrison said...

That could have been Brundle Fly!

unfinishedrambler said...

I'm glad to get the full story. CNN, MSNBC and Fox must not have the technology you do to pick up those conversations. Thanks Megaman!

Megaman the MadMan said...

You are welcome.. i bring the real story.. I'm here to help your pathetic race...

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