MegaMan Will Be Watching!

I sat across from the White House, in a park dejected. I was out of work, my role in saving the world taken from me. What would I do with the world saved and peace on in Earth in the making. Where was I to go.

I decided after a couple hours of contemplation and meditation that being a superhero wasn't all it was cracked up to be. As I sat and admired the view of the White House, I realized how close I'd come to being a superhero, to being the envy of every young boy and girl. I'd been so close if I'd only thought of the beer summit first, but President Obama was the superhero, the true superman.

What was I going to do?

I sat deciphering the patterns of the dirt, the wind sensing my inattentiveness slashed into my face, papers and trash blew past me, one of the headlines caught my eye. I snatched the paper effortlessly from the insensitive wind. Quickly scanning the headlines I instantly knew my next move. Although the world's problems had been solved, I still had the desire to be a hero, to be revered.

I knew I could do it. It was time for a change. I am tired of politics, the dirty game... I knew that I was still needed on this planet. There was a major crisis brewing and I would be here to save the day.

There staring me in the eye was the answer to my dreams, the next great American Crisis, this American Idol thing, with the great Paula Abdul leaving how would the show continue, how would all these phenomenal and talented artists fulfill their dreams..

Yes this is what I would do...I made my call...

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Meanwhile................

A news conference began that may change the face of the nation, this was President Obama's Trojan Horse, the one minute detail in his plan that he'd overlooked, this would be the termination of the liberal dream.

The room buzzed with curiosity and anxiety, the reporters, cameramen and visitors waited and jostled for position, who would get to the front and who would ask the first question.

The room went silent as the solitary women strutted to the podium, her strides mimicking her once glorious days as Miss American contestant. She wore a red, white and blue one piece swimsuit, on her hips rode two six shooters and a bandoleer of extra of ammo decorated her chest, obviously the former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin meant business.

She raised her hands and winked, the crowd went silent. "My feller Americans, I'm just a poor country gal and soccer Mom, I just wants to raise her children, but I just keep getting dragged into these problems of our country. I don't like all this hoopla, these clothes..I wear for my country donations from my good friend and side kick MegaMan the Madman....

"Ladies and Gentleman we interrupt this news conference to bring you late breaking news, in a surprise announcement MegaMan the MadMan has given up his role as the world's savior to breathe life back into the dying American Idol television show, replacing the ousted Paula Abdul."

We asked Paula what she thought of this announcement. "You'll never succeed without me, never..fuck that little caped crusader...I'll show him.. You wait..I've got a gig that'll blow his and everybody Else's mind.."

Paula declined to comment on her future opportunity..we now take you back to the news conference...

"Yes I've said it.. the President hidden in one of his bills has planned a ignoramus panel...this panel will have the right to euthanize all ignoramuses and threatens each and every American...Please people..."

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Meanwhile....The President watches the news....

"What does Megaman think he's doing...upstaging me like that...I can produce a Television show...get my staff in here...."

After the staff arrived and sat, the President began..."here's my plan....The show will be called Americans Sick In Need of Medical Care...It will serve a two-fold purpose...one determine through talent contests who will receive what treatments...hey if you have no talent why waste money saving you...Two generate funds for the overwhelming debt those damn Republicans made..."

A lone staff member interrupted, the rest of the staff covered there eyes..."Sir it was your administration that..."

"Your fired..."was all he said..."Get me MegaMan the MadMan and Paula Abdul now..."