MegaMan Will Be Watching!

"Good Evening ladies and Gentlemen and welcome back to The Greatest Show on Earth, me." President Obama continued. "With the success of our earlier show, The Bailout Price is Right behind us we are now moving on to the talent portion of our show. Tonight we have three contestants vying for an extension of their lives. All three are currently suffering from various maladies and..our esteemed panel here will determine if they shall receive the treatments, based on their talents and overall future contribution to my...uh our country. OK now on to the show..Oh wait it seems that it is time for a message from our sponsors."

The lights went dim. The crowd stirred. A cough.

A disgruntled comment. The lights return.

"Hello, everyone..now a word from our sponsors, me. Now who did you expect, do you think the world needs any other opinion but my own. Come on now.. This one is directed to the children." The President spoke arrogantly.

"Now kids I want you all to stay in school. Get good grades and keep an eye on your parents for me. Should you see anything strange occurring, anything out of the ordinary..then let me know..you'd be doing me the President a great favor." The President paused.

Then began again. "Like what your parents talk about or ask..like talking bad about your man main..me..or speaking their minds openly. This is only a free country if you agree with me and let me know if your parents organize any sort of protest or gathering against my policies. And again after all the freedom of speech you learn about in school is only valid for policies I support. And kids, If their is anything important to say I'll say it to you..disregard your parents beliefs or value systems..I that knows all..And If you see they are against any of my policies, please let me know. Because I am your main man..Now back to our show."

"Our first contestant, Mrs. Avery snow an eighty year old cancer patient in need of hip surgery, hey if it was my Grandmother I'd just pay for it myself, but I'm me..the main man...and we can't afford to be bailing corporations out, offering cash incentives for foreign autos and providing necessary surgery for our citizens.." The President paused.

Then continued exhilarated. "We have another new program for you, again designed by me to correct all the problems of the nation. People these are well-thought out solutions to long-standing problems caused by those crazy wing-nuts. But never fear Obama is near."

The President continued after taking a pause and a drink of water placed before him on the podium. "Hey does everyone like my cute girly jeans..anyway...Our new show will be Survivor."

Now with this Survivor-from the State of California-we will take public and government employees that haven't been paid,, place them in the Alaskan wilderness and run them through survival challenges that even the Terminator would struggle with. Our guest host will be none other than the Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin...Hey I made a joke...nobodies laughing.."

On cue the men from acorn goose-stepped into the aisles, loaded their slingshots and the crowd laughed unemotionally. It seemed to please King Obama.

"The winner will receive not only back pay, but be guaranteed from the Federal Government a paycheck...just as soon as we figure out how to pay all the dealers we promised money to in the cash for clunkers deal.."

Something didn't sit right with this whole scenario...I stood up and boldly asked..."Mr President...I've learned a lot from my first several months on this planet...I must say I just don't understand..Why your here putting on a show, that appears to be nothing other than a show..."

An acorn struck me in the back of the head. Another one hit me on the cheek.

Then I heard an explosion.

The wall exploded and the concrete chunks catapulted in an elaborate pattern of chaos. Smoke filled the hole. Slowly the smoke dissipated and revealed a familiar form.

Dressed in a red, white and blue one piece swimsuit costume was my friend and side kick The Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

Men armed with plungers stormed into the auditorium.

Acorns flew.

Plungers flew back from the loyal army of Joe the Plumber.

A powerful, charismatic voice told me to sprint for The Palinator..

Despite not seeing anything.

I complied.

I have to admit that I don't think this President is going to save anything..

And I didn't like being a judge on his show...I would catch it on television. And report back to you...I have more to learn...Much more...