MegaMan Will Be Watching!

 Let me first apologize for being late on my post; it seems that I keep attracting the most disreputable of characters. Well when you read the entire post you'll understand my trials and tribulations.

 All is not lost, I have millions in free money, at least at the moment it seems to be free. And I had won the Nobel Peace prize for my thoughts of bringing peace to the world.

 Anyway, I have my mission.

 I spent three days healing my wounds, and after the three days I was still sick and foaming at the mouth, a mystery. Perhaps this is the initial stages of swine flu?

I decided to consult with one of your physicians about my strange symptoms and the wound on my ear. Generally I heal much faster than this and the wound seemed to be infected. Was this some sort of top-secret poison passed on by the President? Was he jealous that I too was trying to save the world? Surely the both of us can save the world. Is there not enough destruction and death that the two of us can't find some dispute, war or calamity to bring to a resolution.

  This being an emergency, I decided on the emergency room. After all, I had millions from the government to start a company, a world to save and I was at home in bed foaming at the mouth.

 OK so I got out of bed, got dressed and started out the door of my still unfurnished loft apartment in downtown Indianapolis.

 As I was just about ready to depart, three large white men break down the front door and storm into the living room. Two of the men searched the apartment quickly, then return to the living room.

 "Mr. MegaMan, I see you have a considerable cut on your ear there." The burly barrel-chested man said. He pointed with a pudgy, hairy finger adorned with the largest ring I'd ever seen. The red ruby glowed and the diamonds glistened. The man was an intimidating presence.

 "Uh yes..I was bit" I wanted to tell the man by whom, but thought better of it.

 "By whom? May I ask?" he answered.

  "I'd rather not say."

   "Oh I completely understand your reservations, but may I state that the dent in your forehead will be worse than your little nibble on your ear." He stated emphatically as he slammed his right-ringed hand now clenched into a fist into his other hand.

   "I see.." I surmised that this may not be the time to utilize my superhuman strength and fighting ability; so I placated his request. If he didn't believe me. I would make up a lie. Not that I believe in that sort of thing, but here on earth it seemed to be a common form of communication. Almost acceptable.  "It was President Obama, yes I know it's.."

  I was interrupted. "We know..we represent a group that..well shall we say is against the President's plan to offer nationalized Monster Insurance. I would like you to meet the head lobbyist for ELG..Elf Lobbying Group"..(Thanks Harrison for the inspiration, we all need some at some point.)

 A short man, less than 3 feet tall walked into the room wearing green dress and green tights,with a triangular hat and pointed ears.

 "Mr. MegaMan, sorry I'm late..I see you've met my partner, Frank N. Stien. 

 "We would like your support. Obviously this would ruin your business and it frankly is not the way to bring Monster Insurance into every home. Mr. MegaMan we have a way that all of us can make a tidy some of money..  

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Meanwhile at the White House..

"OK..who do we have on the list now.." The President demanded.

"Sir we have Fox news,all Republicans, insurance companies, capitalists..." The attorney general continued on with what an uninformed observer would believe was a Christmas list, but was in reality a list the President was making of potential enemies.

"What about the Democrats.." The President added.

 "Aren't we Democrats sir.." The attorney general added shyly.

 "Uh yeah but just in case add them, you never know about the Liberals.. and that fucking MegaMan add him to, hey what about that kid, the maids son...."

 "What about him sir and sir aren't we Liberals.."

  "The maids son..well he didn't bow when I passed. I'm royalty aren't I. And the Liberals..well never know about them..better keep an eye on them..the boy..well he might be a problem in the future. and what about the clerk at the grocery store and the..."

 "Sir we aren't royalty yet.."

  The President continued into the wee hours of the night..

Oh you better not watch fox,
better not seek the truth,
better watch MSNBC,
I'm telling you why
Obama Claus is coming to town..
he's making his list,
checking it twice,
gonna find out who's tuning to fox,
Obama Claus is comin to town..
He sees you when tune to fox,
He knows when you disagree,
Obama Claus is comin to town..

Author note:Hey give me a break..I can't dance either...