MegaMan The Madman Visits the Doctor..President Obama's plan for a nation of liberal zombies uncovered.

The emergency room was packed, with every conceivable malady and illness represented.

This was my first visit to the emergency room and I wanted to make a good impression.

The room was packed with patients wearing surgical masks covering their faces, signs plastered the walls warning of an impending disaster from the devastation of swine flu. Would I be a casualty or would I survive to save the world? Perhaps this is the catastrophe that destroys the human race, the swine flu. I hoped that I would make it through the day, but from the scene before me, I had my doubts.

The second question: Is this illness a deliberate by the President, jealous over my winning the Nobel Peace prize for my thoughts and hopes of peace?

 Unaware of were to proceed the sign "check-in" in bold black lettering here caught my intention. Perhaps this is where I should start.

 I stepped to the check in station, the first sign that greeted me stated boldly "Have your insurance card ready."

 The nurse a large sturdily built woman in her early forties perhaps, with a serious stern look clutching her face. She looked as if she'd be more comfortable in a wrestling ring than caring for sick patients, perhaps this was the enforcer of the death panel options for the Presidents health-care plan I'd heard so much about.

 I wondered if health-care was my best choice.

 She looked up from her computer terminal.  After glancing at me for a moment she returned her hateful gaze back to her computer screen and continued typing.

 "Ma'm" The sound of her jaws viciously punishing the gum in her mouth answered me. An obnoxious pop followed. "Ma'm..I'm quite ill, I need to see one of your physicians.."

 "Insurance card, please." apparently this was necessary to receive treatment.

 "Uh I'm sorry, but I don't have one of those at the moment, but I do have several million dollars the government has given me.." I showed her the government checks. This should impress.  Show her that I could pay for any services rendered.

"That's impressive. Fill out these forms and have a seat. Next." The cold callous voice yelled.

I stepped to the side and the next person stepped to the inquisitor.

  After filling out the form, I returned it and waited. After eating lunch, dinner and then a midnight snack, setting the clock back for daylight savings time, I was called to the examination room.

 The nurse asked me to sit on a table, took my blood pressure, my temperature and then left.

  I waited. After filing my nails, growing a beard ( we grow facial hair at an exceedingly slow pace might I add) after watching the sun rise and set twice a doctor entered the room.

 "Well Mr. Madman, I see here you're having flu like symptoms and you were bit by the President..uh do you have any history of mental illness in the family?"

 "Well...No.."

  "And the bite on your ear..Oh my that is a nasty bite..Let me run a few tests and then see..A nurse will return shortly."

  After cutting my nails, watching them grow back and cutting them again the nurse came to draw blood. I wondered if this was a way to save medical costs, by simply stalling medical care until the patient dropped dead. I would have to study this further.

 After the tests were preformed. The nurse politely stated that someone would be right back.

 I asked for a couple days worth of food.

 After shaving twice, cutting and filing my nails, cutting my hair, viewing Haley's comet for the second time, -truly a spectacular site by the way-watching two-full moons and a solar eclipse; several doctors entered the room.

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 Meanwhile in the deepest darkest level of the hospital a lone hunch-backed technician studies the blood samples taken from MegaMan the Madman only moments earlier and laughs. A sickening howl. Then he picks up the phone, dials and waits for the answer.

 "Hello may I speak to the Palinator.." The hunch-back asked
 
 After a few brif moments of silence, the Palinator answered. "Do you have the analysis?"

 "Yes ma'm its just as you suspected, the President is the source of the H1N1 virus and the impeding flu crisis that is plaguing our schools and seniors. Do you have my summary in front of you...Yes Ok..well briefly the President  infected himself with a virulent and unknown strain of the flu, then ACORN developed a vaccine that does prevent this particular strain of the flu, but..and this is the ingenious part it totally disables a person ability for self-reliance, taking responsibility for ones own actions and achievements and creating liberal zombies to be commanded in anyway the President deems necessary. The President plans to create a nation of liberal zombies through this devious plot.."

 "Where did it all start? We've been watching him and as I suspected he was the carrier, but he never bit anyone before, until now."

  "Do you have my video, it should have been..?"

  "Yes..wait a moment.. OK, the beer summit, is this a joke?"

   "No, No, run it to point 183, and then slow the speed. Now watch as Joe Biden whispers in Crowley's ear there."

   "He spit in his beer, Obama spit in his beer?"

   "Yep. I suspect and we have evidence the President's old buddy set the whole race thing up, just so the President could call the beer summit, spit in a beer, start the flu virus then start creating zombies. With a country of liberal zombies..that's why he's not worried about keeping his campaign promises."

  "Ingenious.."

   "I hope that you can stop it, Palinator..please save the country." 
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